Sweet Potato Power Suplex is:

• That first sip of coffee in the morning.
• Waterproof to 60m.
• Gentle enough for everyday use.
• Made using a secret blend of 11 herbs and spices.
• Available in three easy payments.
• Tuned to the key of F.
• Dishwasher safe.
• The crushing feeling of a kindly stranger running off with your wallet.
• Flame-resistant.
• Deboned (Caution: Some bones may remain).
• Partially sentient.
• Unaffiliated with Toyota.
• Compatible with most VR devices.
• The smell of freshly mown grass.
• Certified organic.
• Licensed to perform weddings and funeral services.
• Technically rechargeable.
• Cursed.